CENSORSHIP! Tough marketing strategy from the Dixie Chicks. "You're all a bunch of rubes! Now go buy our album." Apparently it's not working so well. Go figure.

FWAH-GRAH? NAH. I'm proud of Chicago.

CASI? NO! Sometimes I think Mike Tyson's is the most tragic story in all of sport. But John Daly gives him a run for his money.

CLIPPED: Now hockey is really dead to me.