KEEPING THIS INSIDE: I was reading this article in the New Yorker about a guy who writes fortune cookies, and it made me want to write a few. So, Camel readers, here are your fortunes to choose from today:

If a dog is your best friend it's time to go for a walk.

Use your imagination to become more real.

The love in your life is a reflection of the love in your heart.

Bad dreams are your brain's exhaust.

If you find your mind racing, crash.

We learn to talk. We're born to sing.

Man, that's fun!