NEVER THOUGHT I'D TYPE THIS: As of today, the Cubs have the most potent offense in baseball (in terms of total runs scored, on the heels of their 19-5 pasting of the Brewers).

I WILL SAY THIS: Good for Obama.

PROGNOSTICATING AGAIN: I say this without any joy: I believe Reverend Wright has finished off Obama. I believe either Hillary will be the Dem nominee...or Barack will lose to McCain.

INDEED: McCain!

ANOTHER BAD MEANING GOOD: This Limbaugh is a brilliant idiot, he is.

WHEN I SAID DOLE IS BAD, I MEANT HE WAS GOOD: My mom likes this Romney fellow, but he sure has trouble keeping his foot out of his mouth.

NIGHT, KNIGHT: I agree with Pat Forde. Hypocritical jerk. (Not Forde, Knight, of course.)

SLIMED BY AN ENDORSEMENT? I don't have a lot of negative feelings about Barack Obama. In fact, I've been known to say that if the Republicans nominate Huckabee or Romney and the Dems nominate Barack, well, I just might vote for the senator from Illinois. Luckily, it looks like the Republicans are going to displease jerk-offs like Rush and Ann Coulter and actually nominate somebody I can support.

Anyway, my warm fuzzies about Barack have been ebbing of late, as we see him being embraced by big bullshit artist Teddy Kennedy. And today, watching footage of Teddy noisily introducing Barack in New York, I could almost see it dawning on the candidate that some endorsers might be better seen and not heard.

(Oh, and Dullary still nauseates me. And I have this sneaking suspicion that she's gonna have a big Super Tuesday tomorrow. Hillary/McCain was my prediction about two years ago. I stand by it.)

DOBBS BEING DESTROYED: I'm not sure why exactly, but I've thought Lou Dobbs was a gasbag for quite a while now. I find him more arrogant and annoying even than O'Reilly. Anyway, I just landed in L.A., and I was channel-surfing and happened across a heated debate between Dobbs and one Janet Murguia. Basically, Murguia was arguing that Dobbs has slandered illegal immigrants and has been irresponsible in the way he's characterized them on his program. I have no idea if the charge is true or not, but what I witnessed was Dobbs being eviscerated by this Murguia. He was absolutely incapable of keeping up with her intellectually or rhetorically. She's one of the most effective "live TV" debaters I've ever seen. Dobbs almost had a grabber on the air, he was so overwhelmed.

They've finally finished their argument, and now Dobbs is back from commercial and still flushed and seemingly winded. It was very, very compelling television, even without knowing what the hell they were on about. Watch out for this Janet Murguia.

SPECIAL TO LAUREL -- WHAT I SAID BEFORE: Looky my McCain.