AUTOMATIC FROM MORE THAN JUST THE FREE THROW LINE: I heard that former NBA great Calvin Murphy had been acquitted of sexual abuse charges filed by some of his daughters, and so I rushed over to read the story, learn what what happened, etc. And the part that I can't get over is this:

Prosecutors said Murphy tried to maintain a public image of having only one family, even though he has 14 children with nine women. He married one of the women, according to prosecutors, and accepted her children. They said his children with the other women were told not to call him “Dad.”

Fourteen children? By nine different women?

As the father of two children by one woman...I mean...Good God...how is it even possible? The man has to be twins. Triplets, even.