MY DENVER DOPPELGANGER? Just noticed that Denver Broncos' running back Clinton Portis is listed at 5' 11", 205 lbs. If that's true, I'm an inch taller than he is, and only ten pounds lighter. So why is it that he's one of the most dangerous offensive threats in the National Football League, and I'm merely a top-flight commuter? We're virtually twins.

I'm thinking I'm only a few protein shakes away from greatness.