SHUT. CAKE. HOLE. The more I think about it (below), the more ridiculous it seems: Who cares who Madonna's candidate is? Who are the next washed-up, talentless old bags we'll hear from?

- Phyllis Diller comes out for fellow hair-molder Al Sharpton.
- Fran of Kukla, Fran, and Ollie jumps on the Lieberman bandwagon, citing her affection for his Kermet-on-cough-syrup patois.
- Sally Jesse Raphael endorses fellow clueless idiot Carol Moseley-Braun.

Etc.