BUSH IN A LAUGHER: Wow. I'm startled. After sleepwalking through the first two debates George W. Bush woke up tonight, surgically removed FrankenKerry's ass from his body, and then served it to him in a stew. A massive Bush win. Again, I'm not saying anyone should base their votes on these debates, and remember I gave the first two to Kerry in grand fashion, but no way you'll convince me that Bush wasn't more believable, more persuasive, and more likeable on this night.