COLOR ME SPINELESS: So now that two of my intellectual touchstones have come out for Kerry...

Oy vey.

Andrew Sullivan halfheartedly endorses him here.

Crazy Chris Hitchens halfheartedly endorses him here.

Which leaves me with this emerging plan: Maybe I'm just gonna make up my mind, go into the voting booth, and not share my choice with anyone. My secret lever-pull. That way nobody's mad at me or thinks I'm an idiot. It's not the strong thing to do, but it could work...