WHO KNEW TIMES TWO: It dawned on me as I read the umpteenth steroid article earlier today: You know, Canseco is the only guy that actually seems credible on all this. Of course everyone knew baseball had a big steroid problem. Of course most of us could guess who at least some of the most obvious users were. Of course there are still baseball players and football players and basketball players using steroids. How can some of these folks pretend they're shocked by all this? In the words of ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT's Gob: C'mon!

BTW, the aforementioned is the best show on TV, cable or otherwise. The Dana Carvey as Jack LaLanne-ish fitness guy plotline last week -- "Shoot me!" -- was perfectly over the top. Wonderful. Love that show.