BUMPER STICKER ELITISM: I think I'm coining a phrase: bumper sticker elitism. It's my name for the blue-state-of-mind folks who ride along scolding everyone with their stupid bumper stickers, most of which can be summarized as "Look at me, the person in this car -- I'm smarter than you!"

Can't think of any right this second (I had like four I wanted to write about, but I've forgotten 'em now, on accounta old age), but I feel like I'm seeing 'em everywhere. I'll keep my eyes open and list some here.