THE YEAR OF CHRIS: I notice I didn't really do Chris at Everyone Hates Me justice. His full "About" statement is a gem:

This is my personal weblog. I am 31, unemployed, fat, loosing my hair, living with my parents and I am poor.

Chris, Happy New Year to you. May '04 find you older, employed, fit, comfortable with your tightly-coiffed urban hipster 'do, living in a swingin' loft downtown, and flush with dollars. My wish to you. And given your talent and your honesty, I'd say it's not only possible but likely that you're gonna have a large New Year.