GOOGLING MORTALITY: Was reading some Mixmaster Mike post or another wherein he revealed that Google works pretty well as a calculator, so that if you, say, thought that at 38 years of age that maybe you were (and this is just hypothetical) halfway through your life and you wondered, well then, how many months more do I have to be alive, to figure out what it is life is for and about and such...

Let's just say you thought that and you went to Google and you typed in "38 years in months," well, you'd be surprised to see that Google very easily tells you that you have 456 months left to live, supposing you actually do get another 38 years for a grand total of 76 years, even though there is heart disease and cancer in your family.

456 months to go, give or take.

Funny that I find a way to give Google meta-implications.