FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, HOW LONG DO I HAVE TO BE NAKED BEFORE SOMEONE FREAKIN' ARRESTS ME?
Eve 6 singer...yeah, like I know this guy's name off the top of my head...okay...crap...new window...paste link into browser...ah!...Max Collins was allegedly (allegedly? right, maybe it was some kind of misunderstanding, him showing up with shaving cream on his coc...uh...on his bits) running 'round his hotel nekkid last night. Big whoop. (Actually, the story doesn't mention what size whoop it was.)

My first thought? Eve 6...uh...and they sing...? Heard of 'em, don't know 'em. But now...

Nudity is the neutron bomb of criminal publicity stunts. Huge ruckus, little negative fallout. Good for Max.

Oh, and a few too-good-to-be-true nuggets: The record label spokeswoman? Maggie Wang. The town where he romped nude? Moon Township. The paper that broke the story? The Beaver County Times.

Who needs to make shit up when reality offers that kinda bounty?