BIG SCREEN OR SMALL SCREEN? According to this story, bounty hunter Duane "Dog" Chapman apprehended Max Factor heir and convicted serial sex offender Andrew Luster in Mexico by using a "fire-extinguisher size" can of pepper spray. Somewhere on the Left Coast development executives are already in motion.

Take a look at this guy. If Nick Nolte isn't salivating over this part, I'd be shocked. (Gary Busey also has an outside shot. Could be a perfect comeback vehicle.)