BREAK UP THE CUBS, VOLUME 3: Geez. So my wife has her company box at Wrigley tonight. I'm home on kid-duty (the boy is long since asleep), watching the Cubs hit six home runs (so far), including two by Sammy and single-dingers from Patterson, Gonzalez, Grudzielanek, and Kerry friggin' Wood! Meanwhile I'm wondering if my wife is even aware there's a ball game going on down below her. (Actually, she's a good baseball fan, so I'm sure she's hanging over the deck seats, spilling beer on someone behind home plate.)