SLAMMY! You're not gonna believe this...but right after Sammy homered in the first inning, I nearly rushed to the Camel to post, "I bet he does it again in this game." We all know Sammy hits 'em in bunches.

Anyhow, had I posted that prophesy I would have looked like a (lucky) genius, 'cause our boy Sosa just crushed one out of the park and nearly to Wisconsin (they're guessing 520 feet, one of the longest in Wrigley history). Instead, I just seem like a whiner or a fabricator. "I was gonna post that. I was!"