GOOGLE OF THE DAY: Apparently the sensibilities of the average net surfer are elevated over the weekend. Some amorous seeker actually typed in "rudi bakhtiar marriage" and found their way to the Camel's doorstep. A notch up from the usual "rudi bakhtiar nude" that brings 'em in.

What's next? My money's on "rudi bakhtiar gay marriage."

Y'know, I typed that and, on a whim, actually went and Googled it. Alas, we're #2 for that search string.