THE ACCIDENTAL HUMORIST: I've noticed that people seem to think I'm joking these days when I'm not. I wore my snazzy new NASCAR t-shirt to an indie-rock street fair not too long ago, and several different people smiled at me and said, "That's great," as if I was wearing it tongue-in-cheek. And then a little while back a neighbor garbage-picked a giant statue of Hotei, also known as the Laughing Buddha, and placed it front of our house in our little Asian-styled garden area. Again, neighbors are nudging me at the park saying "love your Buddha." "I know," I say. "I love it too!" They smile even bigger, as if I'm just too much.
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Yeah! and Ishtar is the best movie you've ever seen!
Another perfect example. I have the poster in my office, and the newish woman in the office next door looked at it and laughed. I swear to God it's my favorite movie for unironic reasons. I don't like it because it's bad. I like it because I think it's very good.
Yes, but few can miss my width these days...
i think that your hidden quirks are awesome. i suspect that those that think you're jesting may only see the flawless, uber-conventional veneer that is day-to-day scott. truly you are a man with a fine-tuned, lovingly crafted public persona; the cultivation of which requires self-control not known to many. this is not to say that you are not portraying you as you, but those of us fortunate enough to see your wacky cannonballing, kitchen-farting side are none too surprised to see it shimmering there in the glassy depths.
Oh my God!
I'd almost like to be anonymous, too, but, instead I will just say that I love my daughter's in law, they give me so many good laughs! Keep up the good work.
i'm confused!
I'll translate: I think Roma is very amused by the fact that you pointed out my kitchen-farting...and yet at the same time she's wrestling with her desire to come off as more civilized than that...
ah -- i thought she might have been in cahoots with the cryptic anonymous blogger!
Fine-tuned? Not.
Self-control? Not.
Fortunate? Not.
Kitchen-farting? Unfortunately, Yes
I agree. Well done, Paula.
Oh, and Roma. Well done to you too. Daughter's in law? Is that kinda' like Attorney's General? Who the heck remember that kinda' grammer?
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A neighbor-friend stopped me tonight. "Nice Buddha," she said, giving me the thumbs up. "Hilarious!"
Granted, the plastic statue was garbage-picked by our neighbor, but I still think he's pretty cool.
Laurel, are you misunderestimating me? I think I want Paula's description on my tombstone.
No misunderstanding. I understand and agree with Paula completely. I'm just giving you shit...'cause I can.
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The only thing missing was she could have snuck in the way you always have to announce when you have to take a crap.
Maybe I should start doing that on this blog! Good idea.
Just finished a Starbucks old-fashioned donut and am working on a double-tall latte...
I'm just sayin'.
they ARE a jug band! and really lke potty-talk!
who is that anonymous? is that you, tom hess?
I still think Laurel needs her own blog. Her malaprops and mis-readings are high-level comedy.
Is someone talking about my jugs? Malaprops? What the hell's a malaprop?
How do I start a blog? Don't I have to take a class or something? I can't even hook up my scanner (got it for my birthday last Feb. and I'm still staring at it in the box) let alone start a blog.
L.
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