BLIND CAMEL AWARDS: For my own memory, and for the desperate few of you who are actually following this blog day-to-day, let me recap the various awards and distinctions BLIND CAMEL is bestowing on an ongoing basis:

The FLY ON THE WINDSCREEN AWARD - given to those whose death is somehow bizarre, ironic, or unexpected

The JULIA ROBERTS AWARD - designed to recognize moments of "It's All About Me!" behavior

The HIGH SCHOOL WITH MONEY AWARD - for exceptional celebrity misbehavior and childishness

Come to think of it, it's much neater to simply name the awards after people (and that's what Sullivan does, and why not copy him?), so I'll revise these:

FLY ON THE WINDSCREEN AWARD will heretofore be known as the ROBERT ATKINS AWARD.

JULIA ROBERTS AWARD is perfect and will not change.

HIGH SCHOOL WITH MONEY AWARD will heretofore be known as the...oh, it's such a hard choice...so many deserving candidates...no real losers here, but there can only be one winner...THE COURTNEY LOVE AWARD.

More awards to come. I'm enjoying this.