SADAMN FUNNY: I swiped this joke from another blogger, who says he got it from someone else. Bottom line: it's good comedy...

And now, the joke: The Iraqi leadership's personal physician calls together all of Saddam's body doubles, and says (in Arabic), "Thank you for coming. We have some good news, and we have some bad news. First, the good news is that our Glorious Leader is alive, so you all get to keep your jobs. The bad news is that he lost an eye and an arm..."