WING IT ON OVER TO BAGHDAD AND PARTY WITH SADDAM: Is it just me, or did the recent video of an apparent Saddam cavorting amongst the citizenry look a little off? I have a theory. As I analyzed the figure's jauntiness, the squint of the eyes, the exaggeratedly stiff posture, it hit me: Spicoli! Sean Penn wasn't in Baghdad to prevent war, he was there for an audition! He's a double! Whoa! What a rad role, dude!