MENTIONABLE: Okay, so "unmentionable places" (see below) is a funny phrase. Unmentionable. It's so formal, it sounds Biblical. Or like the lowest Indian caste. "Oh, the Untouchables are friggin' royalty compared to the Unmentionables. Talk about lower than a snake's belly..."

But then I got to thinking: What exactly are unmentionable places? Does this mean they stuck their hands in their pants? Front or back? Did they actually wipe their hands in their own poopy-holes? Is "butt" unmentionable? Probably not. But "butthole?" Probably. Ah, but mentionable here.